Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...