Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...