Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...