Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
How To Satisfy…
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Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...