Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...