rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...