Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...