A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....