Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.