What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...