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Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
cross a firefly and a moth
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The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
man to do situps
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