My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...