A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...