Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...