Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...