Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...