If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...