Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.