I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Why cant black women become nuns?
Why can’t black women become nuns?They can’t say superior after mother.