The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.