Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...