Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...