Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.