Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...