Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...