When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.