Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...