Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...