How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...