Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....