Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...