A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...