What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!