Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...