The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...