Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...