Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
What do men dream of?
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...