Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...