What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.