Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...