The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...