Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...