What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...