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Never Lend Money
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The wedding is off…no on!
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A fortunate coincidence
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As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
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boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
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Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...