Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...