Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.