Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...