Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...