A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...