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Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
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The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
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A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
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Just Ducky!
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Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
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