Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...