The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...